Bear Grylls is dead! He really died!
Posted 20 July 2012 - 01:43 PM
Bear Grylls is everywhere
There needs to be a Bear Grylls skin.
Fascism is capitalism in decay. - Vladimir Lenin
Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:50 AM
Server owner/Admin for
DayZChernarus - (188.8.131.52/96061) (Regular|3D:ON|CH:OFF) - The Romeros
Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:43 PM
Edited by jarshie, 11 August 2012 - 03:45 PM.
Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:47 PM
- stuffnthings gave their beans
Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:48 PM
Also, on a somewhat related note, I've seen Barack Obama on the servers.
- Vendaar gave their beans
Regulator Cell: Cell 4/US South
Current Assignment: ???
Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:01 PM
Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:12 PM
Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:32 PM
I enjoy their loot.
Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:37 PM
Bear Grylls. Every player with that name seems to die very quickly.
That is because to a bandit killing Bear Grylls is like having a wet dream. It's so awesome while it is going on but after words you feel kinda dirty.
Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:39 PM
Posted 11 August 2012 - 05:14 PM
"I'm Bear Grylls, and today i'm gonna show you how to survive in the Wilderness of DayZ! Now first, we're gonna check this building for food or weapons, you won't survive long out here without tho-" *Bang*
Lonely male virgins between the ages of 15 and 55 who watch the girls' cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" either because it's cute and stupid like most things that lonely virgins fall in love with, or because they can flaunt their knowledge of the show to attract 8 year old girls to their mothers' basements for rape and cupcakes (except without the cupcakes).
Tim: "Hell yeah, man! New episode of My Little Pony!"
Tim: "Yeah man, we are such bronies!"
Jim: "Forever alone...
Posted 11 August 2012 - 05:22 PM
Posted 11 August 2012 - 07:46 PM