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#21 Vendaar

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 01:18 PM

Bear Grylls is everywhere :o

#22 Labargoth

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 01:43 PM

Bear Grylls is everywhere :o


There needs to be a Bear Grylls skin.

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#23 Vendaar

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:19 AM

Nope o_O

#24 Owloysius

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:42 AM

What is this I don't even

#25 Jai

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:50 AM

We have a Bear Grylls who plays on lu179.. and dies a lot
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#26 Vendaar

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:35 PM

He cant be the real bear grylls.

#27 jarshie

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:43 PM

bear gryll's died... better drink my own piss

Edited by jarshie, 11 August 2012 - 03:45 PM.


#28 Bulletproof Sandwich

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:47 PM

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#29 RegulatorNobody

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:48 PM

There really needs to be a "drink your own piss" option for DayZ.

Also, on a somewhat related note, I've seen Barack Obama on the servers.
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#30 clay_pigeon

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:50 PM

DON'T EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT.

#31 Bare Thrylls

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:01 PM

I'd drink my own shit if I could find a blender in this craphole. 4 star hotel my arse!

#32 RobCoxxy

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:12 PM

Bear Grylls. Every player with that name seems to die very quickly.

#33 DayZPvP.com

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:30 PM

Playing with tags *and* crosshairs?

I am disappoint.

#34 CraftZ49

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:32 PM

There was a Bear Grylls on the server I play that hacked and crashed a helicopter with all of his hacker friends in.

I enjoy their loot.

#35 Zodiac13

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:37 PM

Bear Grylls. Every player with that name seems to die very quickly.



That is because to a bandit killing Bear Grylls is like having a wet dream. It's so awesome while it is going on but after words you feel kinda dirty.

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#36 Commander Spoon

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 04:39 PM

"I'm Bear Grylls, and today i'm gonna show you how to survive in the Wilderness of DayZ! Now first, we're gonna check this building for food or weapons, you won't survive long out here without tho-" *Bang*

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#37 Bulletproof Sandwich

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 05:14 PM

"I'm Bear Grylls, and today i'm gonna show you how to survive in the Wilderness of DayZ! Now first, we're gonna check this building for food or weapons, you won't survive long out here without tho-" *Bang*


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#38 Dimes123

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 05:22 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#39 Catman

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 07:46 PM

Everyone talks about Bear Grylls but no one mentions his cousin Wolf Stirfry anymore
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