kylefinlayson1997 19 Posted April 23, 2014 DayZ Digestive System DayZ is a game that strives for realism and player freedom, at least, as much as one can strive for in a game set in the zombie apocalypse. I suggest, and this may not be a popular suggestion, that the player must have a digestive system. Instead of eating beans then somehow digesting them without passing them, the play must find a small, secluded spot to drop the kids off. After drinking a full bottle of water, after time the player must urinate. These additions, plus whatever else happens in the digestive system, would help create realism. Alas, I would most probably use it to shit in the middle of Cherno on a high population server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted April 23, 2014 Not sure if you're trolling or just bad at having ideas. Allowing players to take a shit is going to open the floodgates for various fecal related abuses on other players. Aside from that I get annoyed enough as it is with my whinging baby of a character without him going "I need a pee" or "I need a shit". No. Just no. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedScare 353 Posted April 23, 2014 If we can smear it over ourselves to hide our heat signatures from the hackers using ESPs then yes. (That was a joke, I don't want poop in my game, I like clean shoes and standing in some bambi poop would ruin them.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kylefinlayson1997 19 Posted April 23, 2014 It was a joke. Although, realism levels just reached 182. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted April 23, 2014 I will be happy when i can throw hot baked logs at punching new spawns. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkwaveDomina 1099 Posted April 23, 2014 Not sure if you're trolling or just bad at having ideas. Allowing players to take a shit is going to open the floodgates for various fecal related abuses on other players. Aside from that I get annoyed enough as it is with my whinging baby of a character without him going "I need a pee" or "I need a shit". No. Just no.Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Rocket expressed his desire to implement poo a long time ago. He wants such things to build up and cause diseases in well-travelled areas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted April 23, 2014 Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Rocket expressed his desire to implement poo a long time ago. He wants such things to build up and cause diseases in well-travelled areas. Rocket says a lot of things 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkwaveDomina 1099 Posted April 23, 2014 Rocket says a lot of thingsTouché. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blunce 991 Posted April 23, 2014 Rocket says a lot of thingsHe told me he loved me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted April 23, 2014 Given the maturity level of the average DayZ player that I have encountered in game. Adding poo is just about the worst thing you could do. We'd just have a bunch of people running around giggling and shouting "yay poo" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkwaveDomina 1099 Posted April 23, 2014 Given the maturity level of the average DayZ player that I have encountered in game. Adding poo is just about the worst thing you could do. We'd just have a bunch of people running around giggling and shouting "yay poo"You are restrained.xXxYoloSwaggins420xXx is force-feeding you feces.I have a funny taste in my mouth. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neinsager 30 Posted April 23, 2014 Oh god why.... No, really - I don't wanna watch my teammates taking a huge dump why I cover their dirty asses in the meantime.Realism CAN be taken too far. Frankly. there are MANY games that force you to constantly eat or drink something, without the need to relieve yourself. And why?Because it is not important for the game. And nobody wants it, except some "lol, I can toss the poop around"-kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randomspawn 215 Posted April 23, 2014 Realism is okay, but it should NEVER go that far. Along with sleeping in game, it must be taboo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kylefinlayson1997 19 Posted April 23, 2014 This image was just posted about an hour ago on the DayZ Standalone Facebook page. I guess Dean Hall wasn't talking "shit" when he intended to add excrement. https://www.facebook.com/dayz.standalonee/photos/a.337895296329423.80820.334693756649577/549028898549394/?type=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hopix 44 Posted April 23, 2014 This image was just posted about an hour ago on the DayZ Standalone Facebook page. I guess Dean Hall wasn't talking "shit" when he intended to add excrement. https://www.facebook.com/dayz.standalonee/photos/a.337895296329423.80820.334693756649577/549028898549394/?type=1 In-game shitting confirmed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Staniolaa 2 Posted April 23, 2014 I logged into some random server before and I swear my guy actually said "I need to take a shit" was slightly taken aback. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randomspawn 215 Posted April 23, 2014 I logged into some random server before and I swear my guy actually said "I need to take a shit" was slightly taken aback.just a random server message. Some silly admins feel cool when they troll the players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dibbleg 5 Posted April 23, 2014 You mean something along the lines of dipping your ammo or arrows in it and when a player gets hit, they die from a massive infection? Or maybe tainting a stream or other water supply.. or sabotaging opened cans of food and water bottles, leaving them for other players to consume? I'm totally for it..Not sure if you're trolling or just bad at having ideas. Allowing players to take a shit is going to open the floodgates for various fecal related abuses on other players. Aside from that I get annoyed enough as it is with my whinging baby of a character without him going "I need a pee" or "I need a shit". No. Just no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
So Sexy 259 Posted April 23, 2014 Not sure if you're trolling or just bad at having ideas.Allowing players to take a shit is going to open the floodgates for various fecal related abuses on other players. Aside from that I get annoyed enough as it is with my whinging baby of a character without him going "I need a pee" or "I need a shit". No. Just no.Too bad, pooping confirmed, check their FB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted April 23, 2014 DayZ has gone to shit then it seems... Might as well uninstall now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheScruffyBandit 382 Posted April 23, 2014 DayZ has gone to shit then it seems...Hohoho :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doctorbadsign 645 Posted April 23, 2014 Seriously though, I end up cursing at my character for whining about being hungry. I'd be so fucked off if I kept having to shit all the time. I'm not playing the Sims. Aside from that, it will just result in so much childish nonsense that I will find it unbearable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gibonez 3633 Posted April 23, 2014 I am going to say what I always say. The more realism that is added the better the game will be. Every single facet of the game should be believable and authentic including the nutritional system in the game. Bandages should not cure a gunshot wound to the chest, a player should not be able to live off a diet of only beans and soda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted April 23, 2014 The day I have to take a shit in DayZ is the day I uninstall it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
